Scientist, Philosopher, and Celebrity Animals
I woke up one night thinking about Simone Whale (Weil), and wanted to find the other animal/philosopher combinations. Halfway through doing so I thought "Rothda, this is a really stupid idea." But then I saw the results, and I was like "Rothda, this is a genius idea." Sadly, I don't know how to do homonyms yet, so my algorithm does not yet generate Simone Whale. The other generations are occasionally good though. The phrases are sorted by category (e.g. Scientists, then Philosopers, then Celebrities). I think the second step to combine these results with a picture of the animal and a quote by the person. And then as a third step, to do further pun replacements on the quotes.
| Alan Turtle | Alan Turing |
| Aldo Leopard | Aldo Leopold |
| Alfred Russel Walrus | Alfred Russel Wallace |
| Amedeo Avogadromedary | Amedeo Avogadro |
| Arnold Orville Beckmandrill | Arnold Orville Beckman |
| C. V. Ram | C. V. Raman |
| C. V. Ramandrill | C. V. Raman |
| Charles Baboon | Charles Babbage |
| Charles Sheep | Charles Sherrington |
| Charles-Augustin de Cougar | Charles-Augustin de Coulomb |
| E. O. Wildcat | E. O. Wilson |
| Emil Fish | Emil Fischer |
| Enrico Ferret | Enrico Fermi |
| Erwin Chameleon | Erwin Chargaff |
| Frank Horse | Frank Hornby |
| Franz Boar | Franz Boas |
| George Bear | George Beadle |
| George Beaver | George Beadle |
| Georges-Louis Leclerc, Comte de Buffalo | Georges-Louis Leclerc, Comte de Buffon |
| Glenn Seal | Glenn Seaborg |
| Guglielmo Marmoset | Guglielmo Marconi |
| Hedy Lamb | Hedy Lamarr |
| Ibn Bat | Ibn Battuta |
| Isaac Newt | Isaac Newton |
| James Chameleon | James Chadwick |
| Jane Goodalligator | Jane Goodall |
| Jane Marmoset | Jane Marcet |
| Jean-Baptiste Lamb | Jean-Baptiste Lamarck |
| John Needhamster | John Needham |
| Jonas Salamander | Jonas Salk |
| Lynn Marmoset | Lynn Margulis |
| Mario Mole | Mario Molina |
| Max Platypus | Max Planck |
| Mohammad Abdus Salamander | Mohammad Abdus Salam |
| Mohammad Abdus Salamb | Mohammad Abdus Salam |
| Niccolo Leopard | Niccolo Leoniceno |
| Paul Diraccoon | Paul Dirac |
| Pierre de Ferret | Pierre de Fermat |
| Pythagorangutans | Pythagoras |
| Richard Feynmandrill | Richard Feynman |
| Srinivasa Ram | Srinivasa Ramanujan |
| Subrahmanyan Chameleon | Subrahmanyan Chandrasekhar |
| Thomas Newt | Thomas Newcomen |
| Thomas Wildcat | Thomas Willis |
| William Ram | William Ramsay |
| Alan Turtle | Alan Turing |
| Alvin Platypus | Alvin Plantinga |
| Anselm of Canary | Anselm of Canterbury |
| Augustine of Hippopotamus | Augustine of Hippo |
| Baron de Mongoose | Baron de Montesquieu |
| Baron de Monkey | Baron de Montesquieu |
| Bernard Wildcat | Bernard Williams |
| Christine Korsgaardvark | Christine Korsgaard |
| Damaris Mashamster | Damaris Masham |
| Friedrich Nietzscheetah | Friedrich Nietzsche |
| G.E. Moose | G.E. Moore |
| Harriet Marmoset | Harriet Martineau |
| Hippocrates of Chimpanzee | Hippocrates of Chios |
| Hippocrates of Chinchilla | Hippocrates of Chios |
| Hippocrates of Chipmunk | Hippocrates of Chios |
| Immanuel Kangaroo | Immanuel Kant |
| Immanuel Kantelope | Immanuel Kant |
| J.R. Seal | J.R. Searle |
| Jeremy Benthamster | Jeremy Bentham |
| Lady Welby-Gregoryx | Lady Welby-Gregory |
| Mary Wolf | Mary Wollstonecraft |
| Mary Wolverine | Mary Wollstonecraft |
| Michel de Mongoose | Michel de Montaigne |
| Michel de Monkey | Michel de Montaigne |
| Nelson Goodmandrill | Nelson Goodman |
| Nicolas Malebrancheetah | Nicolas Malebranche |
| Parmenides of Elephant | Parmenides of Elea |
| Platypus | Plato |
| R.G. Collingwoodchuck | R.G. Collingwood |
| Robert Ground hog | Robert Grosseteste |
| Ruth Barcan Marmoset | Ruth Barcan Marcus |
| Soren Kierkegaardvark | Soren Kierkegaard |
| Thomas Reindeer | Thomas Reid |
| William of Ockhamster | William of Ockham |
| Zeno of Elephant | Zeno of Elea |
| Adam Lamb | Adam Lambert |
| Adelephant | Adele |
| Akshay Kumarmoset | Akshay Kumar |
| Alex Pettyferret | Alex Pettyfer |
| Alicia Silver fox | Alicia Silverstone |
| Allison Wildcat | Allison Williams |
| Amber Porcupine | Amber Portwood |
| Amber Porpoise | Amber Portwood |
| Amber Portwoodchuck | Amber Portwood |
| America Ferret | America Ferrera |
| Angie Harmongoose | Angie Harmon |
| Angie Harmonkey | Angie Harmon |
| Armie Hamster | Armie Hammer |
| Barbara Walrus | Barbara Walters |
| Becki Newt | Becki Newton |
| Blake Sheep | Blake Shelton |
| Boo Boo Stewarthog | Boo Boo Stewart |
| Brad Gorilla | Brad Goreski |
| Brad Wombat | Brad Womack |
| Brandy Norwoodchuck | Brandy Norwood |
| Bridget Marmoset | Bridget Marquardt |
| Bruce Wildcat | Bruce Willis |
| Bruno Marmoset | Bruno Mars |
| Carey Mule | Carey Mulligan |
| Carmelo Antelope | Carmelo Anthony |
| Carmen Elephant | Carmen Electra |
| Caroline Mandrill | Caroline Manzo |
| Carrie Underwoodchuck | Carrie Underwood |
| Cash Warthog | Cash Warren |
| Cat Deer | Cat Deeley |
| Chandra Wildcat | Chandra Wilson |
| Charlie Sheep | Charlie Sheen |
| Cheetah | Cher |
| Cheyenne Kimballigator | Cheyenne Kimball |
| Chris Colferret | Chris Colfer |
| Chris Prairie dog | Chris Pratt |
| Christy Turtle | Christy Turlington |
| Cobra Starshippopotamus | Cobra Starship |
| Cory Mongoose | Cory Monteith |
| Cory Monkey | Cory Monteith |
| David Beckhamster | David Beckham |
| David Lettermandrill | David Letterman |
| Dax Sheep | Dax Shepard |
| Dean McDermotter | Dean McDermott |
| Demi Moose | Demi Moore |
| Dennis Rodmandrill | Dennis Rodman |
| Dina Mandrill | Dina Manzo |
| DJ Pauly Deer | DJ Pauly D |
| DJ Pauly Dingo | DJ Pauly D |
| DJ Pauly Dog | DJ Pauly D |
| DJ Pauly Donkey | DJ Pauly D |
| DJ Pauly Dromedary | DJ Pauly D |
| Dolly Parakeet | Dolly Parton |
| Dolly Parrot | Dolly Parton |
| Ed Sheep | Ed Sheeran |
| Elisabetta Canary | Elisabetta Canalis |
| Ellie Gouldingo | Ellie Goulding |
| Evan Rachel Woodchuck | Evan Rachel Wood |
| Farrah Abrahamster | Farrah Abraham |
| Felicity Huffmandrill | Felicity Huffman |
| Ferret | Fergie |
| Frank Ocelot | Frank Ocean |
| Gabourey Sidibex | Gabourey Sidibe |
| Gary Oldmandrill | Gary Oldman |
| Gilles Marmoset | Gilles Marini |
| Gordon Ram | Gordon Ramsay |
| Hailey Glassmandrill | Hailey Glassman |
| Hayden Panda | Hayden Panettiere |
| Hayden Panther | Hayden Panettiere |
| Heather Grahamster | Heather Graham |
| Heidi Mongoose | Heidi Montag |
| Heidi Monkey | Heidi Montag |
| Holly Mongoose | Holly Montag |
| Holly Monkey | Holly Montag |
| Hugh Grantelope | Hugh Grant |
| Hugh Jackal | Hugh Jackman |
| Hugh Jackmandrill | Hugh Jackman |
| Hunter Parakeet | Hunter Parrish |
| Hunter Parrot | Hunter Parrish |
| Isla Fish | Isla Fisher |
| Jackie Chameleon | Jackie Chan |
| Jackson Rat | Jackson Rathbone |
| James Woodchuck | James Woods |
| Jamie Fox | Jamie Foxx |
| Jane Lynx | Jane Lynch |
| Janelle Mongoose | Janelle Monae |
| Janelle Monkey | Janelle Monae |
| Janet Jackal | Janet Jackson |
| Jason Bat | Jason Bateman |
| Jason Batemandrill | Jason Bateman |
| Jay Zebra | Jay Z |
| JC Chameleon | JC Chasez |
| Jenna Elfmandrill | Jenna Elfman |
| Jenna Fish | Jenna Fischer |
| Jerry Ferret | Jerry Ferrara |
| Jesse Tyler Ferret | Jesse Tyler Ferguson |
| Jesse Wildcat | Jesse Williams |
| Jessica Chameleon | Jessica Chastain |
| Jim Parakeet | Jim Parsons |
| Jim Parrot | Jim Parsons |
| Jimmy Buffalo | Jimmy Buffett |
| Joe Mandrill | Joe Manganiello |
| Jon Hamster | Jon Hamm |
| Jon Hedgehog | Jon Heder |
| Joseph Gorilla | Joseph Gordon-Levitt |
| Josh Bowmandrill | Josh Bowman |
| Joshua Jackal | Joshua Jackson |
| Judy Sheep | Judy Sheindlin |
| Julianne Moose | Julianne Moore |
| Kat Grahamster | Kat Graham |
| Kate Walrus | Kate Walsh |
| Kathy Grizzly bear | Kathy Griffin |
| Kathy Griffinch | Kathy Griffin |
| Katie Cougar | Katie Couric |
| Kelly Bensimongoose | Kelly Bensimon |
| Kelly Bensimonkey | Kelly Bensimon |
| Kendra Wildcat | Kendra Wilkinson |
| Kenny Cheetah | Kenny Chesney |
| Kevin Durantelope | Kevin Durant |
| Kim Cat | Kim Cattrall |
| Kim Cattralligator | Kim Cattrall |
| Kimberly Stewarthog | Kimberly Stewart |
| Kimora Lee Simmongooses | Kimora Lee Simmons |
| Kimora Lee Simmonkeys | Kimora Lee Simmons |
| Kirstie Alligator | Kirstie Alley |
| Kobe Bryantelope | Kobe Bryant |
| Kris Alligator | Kris Allen |
| Kris Polar bear | Kris Polaha |
| Krista Alligator | Krista Allen |
| Kristen Stewarthog | Kristen Stewart |
| L.A. Reindeer | L.A. Reid |
| Lance Armadillo | Lance Armstrong |
| Lauren Grahamster | Lauren Graham |
| Lea Michelephant | Lea Michele |
| Lena Dunhamster | Lena Dunham |
| Lewis Hamster | Lewis Hamilton |
| Lily Alligator | Lily Allen |
| Lisa Snowdonkey | Lisa Snowdon |
| Luke Wildcat | Luke Wilson |
| Malin Akermandrill | Malin Akerman |
| Mandy Moose | Mandy Moore |
| Marc Antelope | Marc Anthony |
| Marcia Crocodile | Marcia Cross |
| Marcia Crow | Marcia Cross |
| Maria Shrew | Maria Shriver |
| Mark Salamander | Mark Salling |
| Martha Stewarthog | Martha Stewart |
| Mary-Louise Parakeet | Mary-Louise Parker |
| Mary-Louise Parrot | Mary-Louise Parker |
| Matt Damongoose | Matt Damon |
| Matt Damonkey | Matt Damon |
| Mel Baboon | Mel B |
| Mel Badger | Mel B |
| Mel Bat | Mel B |
| Mel Bear | Mel B |
| Mel Beaver | Mel B |
| Mel Bison | Mel B |
| Mel Boar | Mel B |
| Mel Buffalo | Mel B |
| Mel Bull | Mel B |
| Melissa Gorilla | Melissa Gorga |
| Michael C. Halligator | Michael C. Hall |
| Michael Jackal | Michael Jackson |
| Michelle Wildcat | Michelle Williams |
| Mike Fish | Mike Fisher |
| Miranda Lamb | Miranda Lambert |
| Nadya Sulemandrill | Nadya Suleman |
| Naomi Camel | Naomi Campbell |
| Natalie Porcupine | Natalie Portman |
| Natalie Porpoise | Natalie Portman |
| Natalie Portmandrill | Natalie Portman |
| Neve Camel | Neve Campbell |
| Neymarmoset | Neymar |
| Niall Horse | Niall Horan |
| Niall Horangutan | Niall Horan |
| Nick Canary | Nick Cannon |
| Nicki Mink | Nicki Minaj |
| Nicole Kidmandrill | Nicole Kidman |
| Nicollette Sheep | Nicollette Sheridan |
| Odette Yustmandrill | Odette Yustman |
| Olivia Wildcat | Olivia Wilde |
| Owen Wildcat | Owen Wilson |
| Penn Badger | Penn Badgley |
| Pharrell Wildcat | Pharrell Williams |
| Prince Chameleon | Prince Charles |
| Prince Wildcat | Prince William |
| Randy Jackal | Randy Jackson |
| Ray Jackal | Ray J |
| Ray Jaguar | Ray J |
| Rebel Wildcat | Rebel Wilson |
| Richie Samborangutan | Richie Sambora |
| Rick Salamander | Rick Salomon |
| Rick Salomongoose | Rick Salomon |
| Rick Salomonkey | Rick Salomon |
| Ricky Marmoset | Ricky Martin |
| Rita Orangutan | Rita Ora |
| Roberto Marmoset | Roberto Martinez |
| Ronnie Ortiz-Maground hog | Ronnie Ortiz-Magro |
| Rooney Marmoset | Rooney Mara |
| Rumer Wildcat | Rumer Willis |
| Rupert Grizzly bear | Rupert Grint |
| Russell Crocodile | Russell Crowe |
| Russell Crow | Russell Crowe |
| Ryan Seal | Ryan Seacrest |
| Sadie Frog | Sadie Frost |
| Sandra Bull | Sandra Bullock |
| Sarah Jessica Parakeet | Sarah Jessica Parker |
| Sarah Jessica Parrot | Sarah Jessica Parker |
| Scott Porcupine | Scott Porter |
| Scott Porpoise | Scott Porter |
| Scott Speedmandrill | Scott Speedman |
| Scott Wolverine | Scott Wolf |
| Seann William Scotter | Seann William Scott |
| Shailene Woodchuck | Shailene Woodley |
| Shar Jackal | Shar Jackson |
| Shenae Grizzly bear | Shenae Grimes |
| Sherri Sheep | Sherri Shepherd |
| Sheryl Crocodile | Sheryl Crow |
| Simon Cow | Simon Cowell |
| Snoop Dog | Snoop Dogg |
| Sophie Monkey | Sophie Monk |
| Sophie Mongoose | Sophie Monk |
| Spencer Prairie dog | Spencer Pratt |
| Stephanie Prairie dog | Stephanie Pratt |
| Swizz Bear | Swizz Beatz |
| Swizz Beaver | Swizz Beatz |
| Tamron Halligator | Tamron Hall |
| Tara Reindeer | Tara Reid |
| Tate Donkey | Tate Donovan |
| Taylor Armadillo | Taylor Armstrong |
| Tiger Woodchuck | Tiger Woods |
| Tony Parakeet | Tony Parker |
| Tony Parrot | Tony Parker |
| Trevor Donkey | Trevor Donovan |
| Uma Thurmandrill | Uma Thurman |
| Vanessa Mink | Vanessa Minnillo |
| Vanessa Wildcat | Vanessa Williams |
| Victoria Beckhamster | Victoria Beckham |
| Vienna Giraffe | Vienna Girardi |
| Whitney Porcupine | Whitney Port |
| Whitney Porpoise | Whitney Port |
| Will Ferret | Will Ferrell |
| Zoe Salamander | Zoe Saldana |